Dear husband 

Dear husband, 

I just landed back on U.S. soil and you still have no idea I was out of the country. I asked you on Wednesday if you could watch the dog while I was out of town and you said yes and asked when I was leaving.

I left Thursday morning without saying a word to you but then again you didn’t say a word to me when you got home in the middle of the night. 

You finally text me on Sunday night to ask if I was already home because the dog needed to be fed and I told you I wouldn’t come home until Monday. You said see you tomorrow.

I guess you’ll know by my tan and souvenirs that I was in Cancun and yo will be a dick about it. 

I thank you for showing me daily how much you don’t give a shit about me. I will be leaving you soon.


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